Looking for energetic youth to carry out a job of mass destruction.
Pay: 72 virgins
Job Qualification: Willing to blow your nuts

It’s no surprise when only one terrorist accepted this proposal after years and years of advertising for this position. I bet, aspiring terrorist read between the lines and realized, 72 virgins are no good when your nuts are blown off. Thus, this resulted in one dumb African terrorist. He now has to endure the agony of living without his nuts. I think the glorious days of Al-Qaida are long gone, when they had the luxury to dispense nineteen terrorists on a single assignment. Even if one plot was diffused, several others could go on simultaneously. I am sure Osama is wondering, what the heck happened? … More

In the beginning of this decade, I needed stamps to send letters to Kenya. It’s not that there wasn’t internet; it’s just that it wasn’t that easily accessible. Now America and host of other countries are playing catch-up with a number of African countries where African’s not only send/receive e-mail but also use their phones to send/receive money. Boy bands were the IT fixture in the musical staple all over the World, now we simply have a boy and a band. If you were purchasing a music CD you went to a store, well now you just download the song or music you want. … More

Very unhappy fans of Sarah Palin have been going rogue on the Alaska Republican during her book tour, the latest being in Noblesville, Indiana.

The local Borders outlet had handed out 1,000 wristbands to book purchasers; the wristbands were supposed to procure fans Palin’s signature on their hardback copies of “Going Rogue.” But several dozen people who had been promised signatures were turned away empty-handed after waiting hours in poor weather, a local news outlet, the Indy Channel, reported. Here’s my question, if she can quit being governor of the Alaskans, how big a deal is it for her to quit on only 1,000 book purchasers! … More